can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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