he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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