You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hippo gnu deer
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
What a dumb baby whore.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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