Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You did what with his pubic hair?
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