And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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