so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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