I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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