But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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