Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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