They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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