I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
