i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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