No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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