How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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