Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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