Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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