awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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