I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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