oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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