Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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