I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
