This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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