This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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