you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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