I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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