Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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