i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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