eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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