does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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