Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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