I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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