It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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