Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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