best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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