I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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