You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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