I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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