I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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