do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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