you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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