I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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