Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
this will be a night to untag.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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