Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Randomize
