For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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