That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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