Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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