Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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