woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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