If i come over, it means nothing
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Even my vagina gasped.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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