no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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