help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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