OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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